This book was a mind fuck, but a fun mind fuck. It also analyzes reviews to verify trustworthiness. [return][return]Deveraux had a hard time getting this published because he used icons in ways that are not typical. " know that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy are never to cross paths.

What is driving him into the evil clutches of a certain fairy? Santa Steps Out came recommended to me by a blog I read regularly. On his Easter rounds, he contrives, as often as possible, to get a grip on himself and peer into interesting bedrooms. You're listening to a sample of the Audible audio edition. Let us know what’s wrong with this preview of, Published (From Amazon) "In the opening lines of Santa Steps Out: A Fairy Tale for Grown-ups, we learn that God the Father had to "cut His vacation short" and is in a "towering rage" about it. Why all the strife?

His wonderful way with words just evaporates as his characters start bouncing beds all over the world. One can plausibly take this crazy book as a socially relevant work, as editor David G. Hartwell argues in his introduction—“Our children’s myths are emasculated, and Devereaux is giving them, and us, back our sexuality, and with it our adulthood.”  You can also view it as a simple X-rated tonic to all that mawkish spirit-of-Christmas crap we’re force fed around the holidays, a book tailor-made for the antisocial perv in all of us.

Also, if your mother finds out what it is you've read she'll almost certainly show up to wash your brain and eyes out with strong soap. I was very pleased with Robert Devereaux's diction.

Echtzeit. But what long forgotten, unholy urges are awakening in Santa's mind? And who was he before the sleigh and workshop, in times forgotten? Please try again. I would not recommend this book to anyone who's offended by graphic sex and violence or blasphemy. Dirty, filthy, nasty and utterly glorious. Cool! If you are having trouble finding the link to add a new thread, try this:, — 11690 members Wowser! Start by marking “Santa Steps Out” as Want to Read: Error rating book. It read like the bizarre fetishes of a perverted man.

Will Christmas survive? February 11, 2019 | History. Step 1: Color a" of Santa's parts.

It was sort of humorous. For more information and rare books shop the Mutiny Info Cafe cyberspace store. Rick and Morty Book Five: Deluxe Edition (5) Hardcover, Dead Kennedys - "Frankenchrist" Original 1985 Promotional Poster 24"X36", Adventure Time - The Complete Series Box Set, Spiritualized - Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space VMP LP. Ick. Error rating book. While I love... We’d love your help. Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. Welcome back.

'twas such a dirty world back then, in the olden days! That'a an understatement...this outrageous, perverse, take on our sacred childhood figures is not right. [return][return]In the introduction, David G Hartwell (I have no idea who he is) pays homage to Devearaux's foray into "Spatterpunk," a literary term I had never encountered before. Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2018, This is a fun read but it is not as weighty as some of Devereaux's other books. Kostenlos und wird es immer bleiben. They are able to edit and improve the Goodreads catalog, and have made it one of the better catalogs online.

If desired, using scissors or sharp knife, cut small lines along edges of brim and pompom to resemble fur. Something went wrong. These include the revelation of the dark pre-Christian identities of Santa and his fellow immortals, the increasingly carnal relations between Rachel and Mrs. Claus, and a cameo appearance by none other than God Himself, who delivers a most unexpected edict. There's a problem loading this menu right now.

Goodreads Librarians are volunteers who have applied for and received librarian status on Goodreads. This book is twisted and amazing, and I really need to re-read it very soon now.

(End of spoiler... you'd've gotten this much from the cover, anyway.)

The Easter Bunny is, of course, a giant rabbit with the ability to become invisible but his only paramour is a self-made model he's named Petunia, made from wire mesh and bunny excrement. This one's been living on the ol' kindle for a bit.

Because, it is a twisted, humorous, frolic, tale...with Santa, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny...chasing tail! Oh, and of course Mrs. Claus finds out and gets royally ticked. Holy crap. This is book is not for the nice.

I like sex in my stories, but not when it relates to holiday mascots.

There are also elements of necromancy and theomachy thrown in just for good measure. Please try your request again later. Although, I can't say I don' t like it. November 23rd 2011 It's so delightfully naughty. Really fun, twisted time. Edit. See if your friends have read any of Robert Devereaux's books, Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon.

The Easter Bunny is, of course, a giant rabbit with the ability to become invisible but his only paramour is a self-made model he's named Petunia, made from wire mesh and bunny excrement. a dirty, dirty world. I started it at some point, then left it because, well, I thought it was a little depressing. It's hard to imagine upstanding citizens reading this book and not hurling it from them with a disgusted look. Cheap eBooks under 5$ (Always cheap, not a temporary sale) [@]. Rare signed and hand numbered first edition novel in very good condition. [return][return]But then, we go from steamy but rather fun, to almost Oprah-like drama and now to Stranger in a Strange Land world of free love. Step 2: Cut out the body, arms, and legs. Ah, that Tooth Fairy. Why then is she stuck, night after night, hovering above pillows to leave coins for gap-toothed brats?

Definitely one of the oddest books I've read. This shopping feature will continue to load items when the Enter key is pressed. Started out alright, but uses rape and hurting a child as "entertainment" and "shock", I'm sure because they come out better for it in the end. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Santa Steps Out by Robert Devereaux (2000, Trade Paperback) at the best online prices at eBay!

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